Empty-V's Investigative Reporter Hagitha Utslay (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) reports live from Bulemia Falls High School,
the sight of the station's hot new show "Spring Break Massacre."
The school has been plagued with a rash of student murders and its principal, the "administrator formerly known as Prince" (Coolio) is taking no more chances.
He has brought in local detective/mall security guard Doughy Primessuspeckt (Tom Arnold) to prevent any more murders from happening, but even Doughy
fears "at least one more kid will take an ax to the head."