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Things learned from the movie,
from review at: http://www.geocities.com/~aral/rshriek.html
Didja Notice?
 Outwit your killer by running around the kitchen island for 500 laps
How the ghostface mask came to be
Bulimia Falls High School "Bingers & Purgers Welcome!"
New kids ARE singled out!
That Boner kid is Danny Strong, Jonathan from Buffy the Vampire Slayer! You know, that geeky kid who Buffy was always saving, and in the sixth season is one of the nerd villains.
Girls' imaginations are way more twisted than guys'
Fish and guns on display at the principal's office
"KILLER" in number 32 jersey
An Anthrax missile in the school... eerie, huh?
empTV (I just loved this parody slogan)
Schools have tanning salons
Mrs. Tingle as a teacher (parody of the Katie Holmes "Teaching Mrs. Tingle" film)
"Frankenstein: Not all angry villagers were anti-semites"
Baywatch slo-mo running!
CPR has never been sexier
Vending machines with term papers, handguns, and alibis
Overflowing trashcan, "Notes from the Killer"
Truly awesome Mentos parody
My dear Lord... a Grease parody song
Chariots of Fire song during race
Rock, paper, scissors!
What is it with sorority girls and Zima?(or kissing babies?)
Sometimes you just can't kill a girl with a garage door opener
Pop-up video chase scene
Tom Arnold really didn't need to be in this film
After the end credits, stay tuned for a "Where The Hell Are They Now?" segment
Things to look out for in the movie,
from review at: http://www.geocities.com/jrgdawg/breviews/shriekif.html
- Beginning - Previously, in teen horror films. Hehehehe.
- 2+ minutes - The Killer chases Screw around the kitchen counter.
- nutes - HAHAHAHAHAHA! The hockey mask melted into a ghost mask!
- 2 minutes - Hehehe. The Administrator Formerly Known As Principal!
- 4 minutes - HAHAHAHA! Is that gel in Mary's hair?!
- nutes - The Killer tries to strangle a random student with some dental floss. Hehehe.
- 11 minutes - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A REPORTER!
- 13 1/2 minutes - This van's a rockin', don't bother knockin'! Hehehe.
- 18 minutes - RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE AGAINST A DEER!
- 19 1/2 minutes - Doughy uses a powdered donut to dust for fingerprints. Hehehe.
- 21 minutes - Artie Lange is...Mr. Hasslehoff! Hehehe.
- 24 minutes - Slab can't read.
- 32 minutes - FLAMING FLATULENCE!
- 37 1/4 minutes - Mentals! The Freshmaker! HAHAHAHAHA!
- 38 1/2 minutes - It's Greased Frightenin'! Hehehehehe.
- 40+ minutes - The Killer is about to run Slab over.....or not...yes he is.....wait no....
- 46 minutes - The Killer looks like he's humping the shower wall. Hehehehe.
- 49 minutes - Motley Screw, the Pam and Tommy Story! HAHAHAHAHA!
- 50 minutes - The Killer and Dawson literally play Rock, Paper, Scissors.....Broken bottle, gun?
- 51 3/4 minutes - "RANDOM GRATUITOUS TIT SHOT!" (It's censored!)
- 60 minutes - Boner dies from a heart attack.
- 64 1/4 minutes - Barbara dies from an allergic reaction to a bee sting.
- 67 1/4 minutes - Slab's head explodes!
- 68 1/2 minutes - Mmmmm....Beefy! Hehehehehe.
- 68 3/4+ minutes - POP-UP VIDEO?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
- 74 minutes - The Killer is none other than..Arnie?..Harvey? (it was Harding - Ed.) WHAT IS HIS NAME!? Say it clearly!
- 80 1/2 minutes - The Killer is still on the loose after all that?
- 80 3/4+ minutes - End Credits.
- 83 1/2+ minutes - Where THE HELL are they now? Hehehehe.
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